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Just wait 'till stupid soccer moms find out about this.
Or worse yet, Hillary "kaw kaw, this pantsuit makes my gunt look huge" Clinton,
or the pain in the ass broads of "The View".
Here's the thing. The new Grand Theft Auto comes out tomorrow.
And it's going to be awesome. (Just read this review)
Well, it's also apparently going to be real filthy, too.
And moms and busy bodies the world over are going to be 5 kinds of pissed.
As Special Ed will gladly tell you, when you hire a hooker,
the more you pay her, the better the "service".
Well, in a clear case of "art imitating life" GTAIV follows suit.
Peep what I'm talkin' 'bout, here.
Personally, I think this is both hilarious, and awesome.
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Because at heart, I'm a 14 year old girl.
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The name says it all, really.
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Sports, photos of local hot broads, and funny commentary.
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Get your dork on, here.
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Ask for Limo Steve. He's like the greatest guy ever.
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Because I like animals more than people.
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Sell tickets, bitch about shit, hire whores.
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Making fun of celebutards never gets old.
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Like IGN, but even dorkier.
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Please help out the lil' guys.
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No, I really do take yoga classes.
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It's back, and it's no longer a sketchy shithole!
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Watch every episode, free! "I'm not your buddy, guy!"
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