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May 2008 - Posts
Poor Charlie can't catch a break. First I get his ride with some filthy bumper stickers. And now a busted street sign in the back seat thanks to Fletcher and Special Ed? I think those guys went too far if you ask me.
I spoke of this article today. Sure, 4.00 a gallon makes me want to stab... but 10.00?! With prices like that, it would only be a matter of time before I would become "The Humongous"!
Just so people know, I get the audio for these from outtakes when the Sandbox dicks are attempting to record commercials. They're not THAT bad in real life. Well, Fletcher is. He hates the listeners.
Christina Aguilera is still retardedly hot. Just thought you should know.
I spoke of this article this afternoon. Being a grown ass man n' all, I figured I'd play along and see which ones apply. Feel free to do the same, or add any others you can think of. Oh, by the way, my witty commentary on each one will be in parenthesis...
I spoke about this today. A close friend of mine is currently travelling throughout Central America. During his travels, he had this misfortune of finding out about an "artist" by the name of Guillermo Vargas Habacuc. He also nearly got shot...
Ruins the stupid new Sex and the City movie! I explained today how I enjoy being "The Ruiner" I'll do things like stick my greasy paw in say, Special Ed's glass of water. Well, I felt it was time that I ruined something for "the...
With as big of an asshole that this guy is, there's got to be a boatload of clips like this out there.
I tell ya, you put up a few billboards, and everyone gets all "Hollywood". Give a listen for proof.
"I'm jealous of Carrot Top." Find out why, here.
I spoke of this article today. I'm an offender of at least two. How'bout you?
I think we need to call H.R. and have ol' Fletchy learn a thing or two about being "P.C."
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Because at heart, I'm a 14 year old girl.
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The name says it all, really.
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Sports, photos of local hot broads, and funny commentary.
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Get your dork on, here.
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Ask for Limo Steve. He's like the greatest guy ever.
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Because I like animals more than people.
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Sell tickets, bitch about shit, hire whores.
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Making fun of celebutards never gets old.
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Like IGN, but even dorkier.
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Please help out the lil' guys.
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No, I really do take yoga classes.
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It's back, and it's no longer a sketchy shithole!
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Watch every episode, free! "I'm not your buddy, guy!"
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