This story gave me a chubby.

The Sandbox's resident *ahem* "Sports Guy", Special Ed, has been doing his best
to get under my skin by saying dumb shit like "It's OVER!" in regards to Tom Brady.

He's saying this as of late, not because of the injury sustained by the greatest
QB to ever play in the NFL last season,
but rather the potential of Tom's bride Giselle being knocked up.

I scoff at this retarded theory, and I would hope you would too.

In the event you still have doubts, do enjoy this story by SI's Peter King
(the best NFL writer alive, btw)
and, try not to beat off to that focused stare of death
that # 12 is showing the world on the cover of the new issue.


Sweet Christ I can't wait for football.