OMG! It's going to be 79 and sunny on the 4th!!

Yeah fucking right it is.
Lying asshole weather people. I'm not buying it.
The Iphone weather app doesn't lie, and take a look at the forecast for
the remainder of yet another dreary, miserable week.

Worst June ever.
Fuck this place.
If you're not bitching about the weather at this point, YOU'RE the asshole.

Yours,

Big Jim

• Sarah said:

  This was just an excuse to show everyone you have an iPhone.

  June 29, 2009 8:16 PM

• Black Devil Magilla said:

  Let's face it ... if they say it's gonna be sunny out, the odds are in their favor.  I mean, we have to get a sunny day soon.  Don't we????!!!!!!!!!  DON'T WE???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Er, I guess this crap weather is getting me down, too.

  June 29, 2009 8:41 PM

• Begley said:

  What is this rain you speak of? I don't think we have that out here in California.

  June 30, 2009 5:03 AM

• pnkflyd99 said:

  Anyone want to go split a bottle of clorox to chase away this terrible weather???

  Come on!  Who's with me?!?!?

  June 30, 2009 1:00 PM

• CindyC said:

  Who else was expecting BJ's hands to have hair on them.

  June 30, 2009 3:16 PM

• Wookie Lover said:

  @ Cindy, the hair is on the shorts, hair shorts.

  June 30, 2009 3:40 PM

• chupacabra said:

  they said in the lower 80's on the fourth, but I'll believe it when I come out of my cave and my retinas burn from this dank depressing burka we've been living under for the past, god ... how long has it been?

  July 1, 2009 10:54 AM

• my cousin in New York said:

  "just say screw it

  with summer

  let's just head back to winter"

  (Man, she has really gotten cynical living in hipster-city, Williamsburg!)

  July 1, 2009 3:26 PM

• Bar-O-Meter said:

  Well, thankfully those weather dicks were right.

  July 6, 2009 11:09 AM

• Dew Point said:

  What kind of weather does your iPhone forecast for this week, hmmmmm?

  July 7, 2009 10:55 AM