The Best Pickup Lines For Valentine's Day This Year
Having trouble initiating that uncomfortable first conversation? Fret no more lonely losers, these pickup lines are sure to get the ball rolling but we're not responsible for any slaps or whacks to the face.
10.) Excuse me are you a cartographer? Because I think you’ve got the map to my heart.
9.) I’m not the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
8.) Are you from Pearl Harbor? Cause you’re the bomb!
7.) Oh I’m sorry. I thought you had a braille name-tag.
6.) Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
5.) Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
4.) Normally I don't like amputees but you have a great face!
3.) If you wanted to come over and have some Crystale, my mom's not going to be home til 11.
2.) Sorry, I thought this was the men’s room. Well, since we’re in here and everything…
1.) You’ll do.
So there you have it kids, now go get your whack on... or off. Happy Valentine's Day.