The Sandbox Recap Blog 8/29/08-By Intern Robocop

 
6am
“No Sandbox on Monday, so soak it all up in ya!” proclaimed Fletcher as the guys got right to business in the six o clock hour with “Who Said It?”
-Mike from southie was the first caller to score the last pair of tickets to the Weezer show on September 23^rd after guessing that Special Ed said “He can’t concentrate with balls in his face!”  (A comment Ed made after the guys kept throwing bouncy balls around the studio while Fletcher was diligently delivering Henry’s news)

 Fletcher’s man crush blasts Republican policies and makes promises for a better America in News today , and Special Ed talks friendly McCain ads but Fletcher and Ed’s opinions of Obama’s cantankerous opponent haven’t changed…”I’m still old!, I’m still ancient!”

Special Ed does Sports-
Sox fall 3-2 giving up the opportunity for a perfect sweep against the Wanks…I mean the Yanks last night. 

Today in Pop Trash-David “Mulder” Duchovny is a sex addict!! A shocker to the guys…”That’s an addiction?” asks Ed… Charlie blames Duchovny’s Showtime series Californication… which Ed has never heard of. Michael Phelps will host an upcoming SNL, and at age 50 Michael Jackson is better known for his controversial behavior than his musical career according to several polls taken with music fans.

7am
Fletcher discovered that his hot cougar sister was preggers via her Facebook status this will be her fourth child…”Tell her it’s a vagina not a clown car!” replies Ed… to a shocked Fletcher who had to learn this by going on the internet but like him, many sandbox listeners have been in the same boat like Steve a Starbucks barista who learned via e-mail that Starbucks would be doing cut backs in over 600 stores.

Special Ed does sports-
Adam “Packman” Jones is cleared to play with the Dallas Cowboys and swears he’s done with gentleman clubs and has found god.

Gary Sussman from Entertainment Weekly called in and discussed one of his top 25 action flicks “Predator” which sparked debate with Fletcher over how it got on the list, and how anyone could take Schwarzenegger seriously as the film’s star… Sussman’s reply “How does anyone take him seriously as Governor?” Touche Sussman, Touche… He also discussed Cloris Leachman’s upcoming stint on Dancing with the Stars which had Charlie wondering “Do you think we’ll see our first death on this show?”  And wraps up with a “Cousin Oliver” analogy in regards to American Idol adding a 4^th judge to their panel. –For those of you not savvy to Brady Bunch trivia, Cousin Oliver was a useless add on to an already decent show. 

Today in news, Thy Chan a 26 year old Lowell man was sentenced to a mere 18 months in jail for assault and battery charges he got after he bit his 22 month old son’s bottom lip while high on Coke and Ecstasy.  Don’t worry he didn’t buy from Big Jim.

8am
The Comcast Mega Robo Thunder Phone Query today was Whether or not it was right for Boston cops to scan for potential criminals at this year’s Caribbean Festival?-
Charlie thought that this may be somewhat provoked by race as opposed to Joe from Lynn who argued that the source of the query was inaccurate. A former bouncer argued that those apprehended were profiled by their attendance on the festival’s booze cruise, not their skin. And Boston police offer Jeffery put emphasis on the previous warrants these individuals had out for them prior to the festival.

Ed talks Pats…rather how no one cared about the game light night which had no Eli, and no Tom Brady.  Eh, pre season crap.

Tamera from Stuff@Night magazine called up to offer sources of entertainment for this coming holiday weekend which included: Marina Ray Beach Club’s electronic music festival tomorrow, the last of the summer movie series at the Boston Harbor Hotel which will screen “The Hustler.”

9am
Lance Gould, Big Jim, and Meredith dropped in for Cares? Who Cares? Starting with the DNC… Lance cared about Bill Clinton’s bad choice in music, Meredith saved her caring for this event, and Big Jim just couldn’t find anything else to watch on T.V. and thinks that these conventions are just the candidates’ way of screaming “Love me!” Big Jim didn’t care.  When the subject of a fourth American Idol judge was discussed…Lance and Meredith both cared but more importantly Lance dropped “Camel Toe” in his long diatribe.  Jim also admitted to being a fan of trashy magazines and caring deeply about Idol’s future.  Lance and Big Jim don’t care about pre-season Pats unlike Meredith who worries about Tom Brady frolicking too much. 

In sports UFC hall of famer Ken Shamrock will meet Kimbo Slice in MMA action Oct 4^th.

Today in the WTF line-Mini cows=mini burgers, “Who the hell do you think you are Special Ed, Jigsaw? Smarten up you weirdo!” And we’ve learned a lot about Big Jim…He burns like a bonfire, he enjoys gay robots, Roboholes! And he carries Chirpies a canarial disease.

And Today’s finisher was a clip from the film "Clerks".